I JUST FOUND OUT I CAN MAKE THE FONT BIGGER OVER HERE!!! And it's not because I'm using caps, it's because there was an option for a default bigger font size. This is delicious, I like my fonts like I like my smoothies, huuugeeeee.
I also found an option for a sans serif font. I definitely like serifs, but I feel this font fits my vibe better. It may stay. I'm so happy AAAHHHHHH